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I got to witness the birth of a pretty epic [livejournal.com profile] linguaphiles meme. Of course, as with all memes, it's funnier if you were there. And here's the meme in action dealing with a suspected troll.

I don't know about you, but I find that trolls are a bit like trainwrecks... can't help but watch as the comments become more and more inane...





The world is like a nightmare to me right now - IKEA furniture and screw heads draw my unnecessary attention wherever I go :s
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A 'Write Your Own Fairy Tale' assignment for German 212 (after teacher's corrections)

Es war einmal ein Mädchen, das sehr gern Kekse und Schokolade aß. Sie aß Kekse zum Frühstück, Schokolade zum Mittagessen und mehr Kekse zum Abendessen. Weil ihre Mutter sich um die Zähne ihrer Tochter sorgte, ging sie mit ihr zum Zahnarzt.

„Du darfst nicht mehr so viel Zucker essen“, der Zahnarzt sagte dem Mädchen. „Anderenfalls werden die Bienen in deinen Mund fliegen und dich stechen.“

Das Mädchen erschrak. Sie rannte aus dem Untersuchungszimmer des Zahnarzts und erzählte ihrer Mutter, was der Zahnarzt ihr gesagt hatte.

Ihre Mutter schrie auf: „Mach dich nicht lächerlich! Das ist unmöglich!“

Das Mädchen ignorierte den Rat des Zahnarzts und aß mehr Schokolade.

Die Mutter ging noch einmal mit ihr zum Zahnarzt. „Ist das Ihr Ernst? Was für ein Rat war das? Bienen?! Alles erlogen!“ sagte sie zu dem Zahnarzt.

Der Zahnarzt verwünschte das Mädchen. Wenn sie Hunger hatte, sollten sich alle Kekse in Käse, und alle Schokolade in Kirschen verwandeln. „Jetzt geh nach Hause und iß gesünderes Essen, sonst werden die Bienen in deinen Mund fliegen und dich stechen!“

Das Mädchen war traurig, weil sie keine Kekse und Schokolade essen konnte. „Wie kann ich ohne mein Lieblingsessen leben?“ dachte sie. Später am Abend hatte sie eine gute Idee. „Ich kann mit Kirschen und Käse Käsekuchen backen!“ Die ganze nächten Woche aß sie Käsekuchen zum Frühstück, Mittag und Abendessen. Ihre Mutter ging nochmals mit ihr zum Zahnarzt.

Der Zahnarzt änderte den Fluch. Wenn sie Hunger hatte, sollten sich ab jetzt alle Kekse in Käse, alle Schokolade in Kirschen, alle Käse in Tofu und alle Kirschen in Falafel verwandeln. „Jetzt geh nach Hause und iß gesünderes, vegetarisches Essen, sonst werden die Bienen in deinen Mund fliegen und dich stechen!“

Das Mädchen machte eine leckere Nachspeise mit Tofu und Honig. „Niemand kann mir mein süßes Essen wegnehmen!“

Dann flog ein Bienenschwarm durch das Fenster und ins Gesicht des Mädchens! Die Bienen stachen das Mädchen, das dann starb. Und wenn die Mutter nicht gestorben ist, dann lebt sie noch heute.
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I understand many of you people have names that end in "-nen", but that's not an excuse to use a squiggle ( /\/\/\/\/\/\/\ ) as your signature :P


This message brought to you by an admission letter on official letterhead (slightly crinkled by my mailman), town and campus maps, a tourist brochure, and the letter Ä.
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Friend: im sipping gin out of a pharaceutical pill container ... isn't that.. sad
Me: wtf
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[BGG Chat, again]

Tygo:
Though I have to say this morning we woke up to someone who had painted horrible things on our mailbox
Del_Esau: Tygo: ouch
Tygo: Someone wrote "FU" on 3 sides of our mailbox...and "JEW" on the 4th side...and "I AM GAY" on the mail-post.
Tygo: Which is kind of amusing since we're not jewish.
Barn: They called you a Jew?
Tygo: Apparently
Checkallday: Sounds like some stupid kids (emphasis on stupid)
...
Tygo: I think they were just 12 and retarded
mbrna: wait, they "wrote" it?
mbrna: or did they spray paint it?
Tygo: in paint.
mbrna: ahh
Tygo: no it was water soluble...that was the weird part
Tygo: like someone used a bingo blotter
Del_Esau: Damn art students.
mbrna:
i guess they really didn't mean it
mbrna:
probably a dare
mbrna:
and the person who had to do it wasn't so committed to the words as much as to the act.
Barn:
they used paint brushes!?
Checkallday:
Thats hilarious...what sort of vandalism is that? Washable?
...
Tygo:
could have just been a random budding hate criminal
Barn:
hate crime is usually targeted more specifically
mbrna:
and hate crime is not usually washable...
Barn:
true
kyrasantae:
lol
Tygo:
lol
Barn:
I've been the victim of enough hate crimes
Tygo:
told you..amateur hate criminal
Barn:
I should be a court appointed expert
mbrna:
practicing hate criminal?
Barn:
haha
Barn:
trainee
mbrna:
newbie
Barn:
they first start with people when they know it wont hurt their feelings
Tygo:
lil' hitler.
Tygo:
Washable Hate Crimes...FROM HASBRO
Checkallday:
He's probably just stupid and thinks that Jew and Gay are bad words
Barn:
I'd be offended if someone called me Gay.
Barn:
it means they think I'm my brother... AGAIN!
mbrna:
and FU means Family Unit...
mbrna:
all a harmless incident
Tygo:
ok kids...its bedtime
mbrna:
nitey nite
Tygo:
Thought you'd enjoy my washable hate crime
Tygo:
laters
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On the way back from lunch we almost drove over this bucket, which was literally in the middle of the road. The first thing I thought of when I saw it was "LOLCAT". When I went to take a picture of it, a truck drove by and knocked it closer to the curb, which made it perfect for this picture.

From going into the backyard this morning, I have two giant side-by-side bug bites on my arm right where I normally wear my watch. They are big and puffy, but don't itch terribly much. So now I'm wearing my watch on my right arm instead of my left.

So my opthalmologist/eye-doctor-person decided to put fluorescence stuff in my eyes so she could see if my eyes were being thoroughly wetted by my tears. For a very brief moment my entire world looked orange-yellow. Only when I got it washed out of my eyes did I realize it was like freaking yellow highlighter in my eyes!! Aaah!! In other news, I get new glasses next week, though my prescription hasn't actually changed all that much. It's just that I've had my current pair for 5 years and they're getting kind of old, even though I can still see perfectly well with them...well, not perfectly - without lenses I see worse with my left eye, but *with* lenses on my right eye isn't as good as my left.

Edit: I has iHousing next year.
Edit 2: They now itch. A lot. The bites basically wrap halfway around my arm.
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Tuuli Mustasydän ='( - Panic! At the Exam says (11:01 PM):
and it'd just be awkward to ask.
Z - Wiimote collection completed woooooo says (11:01 PM):
but helpful
Tuuli Mustasydän ='( - Panic! At the Exam says (11:02 PM):
yeah but he's out of order now.
Z - Wiimote collection completed woooooo says (11:02 PM):
out of order?
Tuuli Mustasydän ='( - Panic! At the Exam says (11:02 PM):
went to get ready for bed
Z - Wiimote collection completed woooooo says (11:03 PM):
ahh I see.. that makes him sound like an escalator
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(I meant on my CD player. I obviously put other stuff on when I'm listening to music from my computer.)
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It's been a while since one of these, eh?


(3:19 AM) Me: is it just me again or is it really cold right now?
(3:20 AM) Nick: It may be just you. Then again, I feel warmer than usual because I didn't shower after I rolled out of bed at 3pm. And at 6pm. And off the couch at 8pm.
(3:21 AM) Me: but i haven't since i woke up at 3pm either
(3:21 AM) Nick: Maybe you'll just have to be resigned to the fact that you're tiny and frail and your specific heat capacity sucks.
(3:21 AM) Nick: And you can quote me on that!
(3:21 AM) Nick: Mostly because I think it's clever.
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I've got the hives all over my body and they're itching like hell, I swear they're spreading, getting bigger, I don't know why, I don't know how, I just realized I had tons of puffy itchy blotches like fresh bug bites all over my limbs when I got to my lab today (shortly after I woke up) and it's not like I've eaten anything unusual lately.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH THEY'RE GROWING!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!!

They're concentrated along the backs of my arms, around the armpit, down my sides (TONS here), and wrapping toward my belly button on my front. There were some on my knees and elbows and thighs earlier today, but those are mostly gone now except for a few isolated spots. The ones down my sides are growing, the ones near my armpits are HUGE, like paint splotters. There were a few around my neck and on my face earlier as well.


Quote from chat logs with sister:

Viv: Maybe you should lay a towel over your sheets tonight just incase that's what's causing it.
Tuuli Mustasydän: ok
Viv: And then hire a slave to go buy you some benedryl tomorrow.
Tuuli Mustasydän: scott?
Tuuli Mustasydän: well i'm sure i can make it to the bookstore pharmacy
Viv: slave, scott, what's the difference?

Geekness!

Oct. 23rd, 2005 07:50 pm
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Nathanael: i've passed my yield strength, i think
Nathanael: the damage is gonna be permanent now
Nathanael: >.<
Tuuli Mustasydän: ya
Tuuli Mustasydän: oh yeah
Nathanael: sigh
Tuuli Mustasydän: but it's not gonna harden us :(
Tuuli Mustasydän: so the analogy falls apart :P
Nathanael: well, you've probably guessed what i've been studying
Nathanael: haha
Nathanael: gotta reduce our grain size

Later...
Nathanael: i'm passed the ultimate tensile strength
Nathanael: i'm approaching failure

I change my subnick to:
Suffering from tertiary creep

Nathanael: hehe
Nathanael: had to look through my notes for that one
Nathanael: lol
Tuuli Mustasydän: well, i've been slowly stretched all term...
Nathanael: thats fatigue, isn't it?
Nathanael: i say u need some annealing
Nathanael: u need to grow some equiaxed grains
Nathanael: hahaha
Nathanael: its pretty sad how we're finding this amusing
Tuuli Mustasydän: no, creep is different from fatigue
Tuuli Mustasydän: fatigue is when it undergoes varied stress
Tuuli Mustasydän: creep is deformation under a constant stress over time



In other funniness: http://www.qdb.us/49737
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mintos: hey Scott
Forgottenlord: hey
Forgottenlord: my computer is dead :(
mintos: why?
Forgottenlord: um....I think something's blown
Forgottenlord: a part of me suspects monitory, but I don't have the equipment to check
Forgottenlord: (though I'm pretty sure a fan is blown as well)
mintos: no worries you'll figure it out
mintos: well stop having sex on your computer then
[...]
Forgottenlord: (mutters coldly at [livejournal.com profile] kyrasantae's language settings)
[...]
mintos: ?
mintos: what's wrong with [livejournal.com profile] kyrasantae's language settings?
Forgottenlord: it can change to a Chinese keyboard and I haven't figured out how I trigger it
Forgottenlord: I just keep doing that
mintos: it's because of the sex
mintos: :p
mintos: multiple keys pressed at once
mintos: how much am I pissing off [livejournal.com profile] kyrasantae right now?
Forgottenlord: [livejournal.com profile] kyrasantae's laughing her ass off right now
Forgottenlord: I wish I was getting that sort of action, but she's just getting humored..... :P
Forgottenlord: (though my comment earned me a few punches)
mintos: well you know mental pleasure from her satisfaction
mintos: so you'll just have to live with that
Forgottenlord: (she's using your quote as quote of the day)
mintos: which quote?
Forgottenlord: the two sex quotes
Forgottenlord: (she's using both...)
mintos: well you know technology is getting integrated further and further into everyday life
mintos: at least your computer isn't vibrating
mintos: because that would be something
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[damned] sweet
[damned] I just downloaded the best game out on the mac
[Lord-linker] which is?
[damned] adobe photoshop
[kyrasantae] :P
[Lord-linker] LD
[katie] Ha!
[kyrasantae] Ha!
[damned] its just version 7 though
* Vince likes version 7
[damned] your character "the mouse cursor" doesn't have all the best "weapons"

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