Analogue Twitter transcript, 20-21.12

Takeoff from YYC was kinda terrible. But YVR landing and takeoff both I'd give 11/10, I didn't feel them at all!

The long straightaway before turning around leaving YVR probably helps a lot.

The luggage bin handles are so high up even the flight attendants have to tiptoe to reach them

Cathay Pacific can get away with giving out packs of peanuts because Asians don't get peanut allergies.

I don't always watch movies in-flight, but when I do, the entertainment system doesn't work </Dos Equis man>

Apparently people only ever notice my pinky ring when I'm flying and then they think I'm an engineer

The young man in the row in front of me is wearing a HK amateur hockey team jacket. They have ice there!?

The head attendant has totally normal Cantonese but fun RP English. Didn't catch his ethnicity though

Got upset and cried for like an hour in the dark thinking about FinnSoc epic stupid. Wrote page-long rant in dark.

Drowned the stupid in wine.

I'm convinced that they got the news animations people from Taiwan to do the safety video

Apple-eating party with the woman next to me!

I'd give this landing a 9. Just a little bumpy but quick

Lady with several large bags of ketchup chips

Where the word "alight" will be used a lot and a box on the floor has a sign saying "tripping hazard" taped to it