Healthy ways to have fun

Whoever isn't taking advantage of the $7 tickets to WEM Waterpark that many of the clubs are selling (Swim Club, Chinese Students' Club, etc.) and instead are planning on going to the Engg Week wrap-up Engineers' Ball on Jan. 22 is an idiot. Because tickets to the waterpark are usually $24 or something.

Swimming is way more fun than drinking and dancing. Er, if not more fun, it's damn sure more healthy. Plus it's more brightly lit and better for your eyes. Puh-leeeze.

Yes. People who are going to the Engineers' Ball are idiots. I repeat, you are idiots.