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Fear not my lonely eye that watches you and follows with a treacherous hand; you are not what they are looking for. I wish only to comfort you -- look at how the eye quivers and the hand trembles, so much I am afraid too of myself -- that I would not hurt anyone for gain, nor shall I be otherwise seen like this. -- Hey, don't go away! I'm not a murderer! It's safe to be with me -- what, you say? Blood? Where?! On my hands? -- Wait! Come back! I can't hear you! All over me!?...oh shit!!

Spotted [spontaneous]

Spotted off a message board sig:

"Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro." - Soap, 'Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels'.